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Okay, NEWS FLASH. Yes, I'm upset about the mistletoe thing, as everyone should be, but it's not because of the kissing. I'm going to assume whoever did this is merely stupid and not actively malicious, because ha ha, harmless funny joke... anywhere but here.

Your cute little joke is DANGEROUS.

Thing one, it's FREAKING COLD here. Someone could very easily get caught outside unawares, maybe they left their PDA in their other coat pocket, and then they FREEZE TO DEATH before anyone finds them.

More importantly, thing two- we don't have cuffs anymore and NOT EVERYONE HERE IS NICE. As evidenced by the recent probable kidnappings I'm sure you all have noticed. I don't know about you, but I don't appreciate being held immobile waiting for one of two hundred strangers to find me, any one of which could be an AXE MURDERER.

...So thanks a lot pal, way to think things through. I hope you come to your senses before someone gets hurt.

Date: 2008-12-16 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-bounty.livejournal.com
...Thanks. And, you know, same to you. I'm sure I don't need to tell you to be careful and watch where you're going, but... accidents happen.

Date: 2008-12-16 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burningbrand.livejournal.com
Where are you? No-one's helped ya yet?

I have my lightsaber activated wherever I go now to make sure I can cut them down before I get stuck.

Date: 2008-12-16 07:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-bounty.livejournal.com
Oh no, I got out. I assume you did, as well? I'm in my room.

Smart. Damned things are bulletproof, but I suppose if you cut around them....

Date: 2008-12-16 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burningbrand.livejournal.com
I'm in mine. I think I'll come over tomorrow. We have things to do, don't we?

[ allusion to the hole is allusion to the hole. ]

Date: 2008-12-16 08:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lady-bounty.livejournal.com
Oh yes, don't we always. ...You're gonna wanna come in the window, maybe, the mistletoe I got stuck under was just inside the entrance to the building.

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