Sitting pretty

[sounds highly annoyed]

Does anyone else find it highly inappropriate that the Warden has essentially threatened to kill me if I don't leave the building he wants to destroy?! That is so not okay! ...No. Screw it! I'm not leaving! It's a matter of principle, now. He needs to know he's not in charge anymore. I won't be bullied.

Warden, you bastard, I'm calling your bluff. If this one single spot is so damned special, you're going to have to bring the building down on me to get it.

[screened to Toph//unhackable]

[pleasant]

...Don't suppose you'd be willing to help me out again with my, uh, project? It's looking like I may have to leap out of a crumbling building at the last minute, and it's not like I can take the damn thing with me....

[/screened]

Hey, uh, Toph? It's Faye. You still interested in having that conversation, maybe? Now that all the excitement's died down....

Mr. Stark, I would like to speak to you, if you have a few moments. In person, please.

Hao Asakura and Elise... when the Keepers first arrived here, I spoke to both of you separately about certain plans that you were making. Has any progress been made on these plans? Please do not go into detail, a simple yes or no will suffice.

And, um... I would like to speak with, um... a purple-haired little girl with the ability to erect magical barriers. ...Sorry, I don't know your name.

[screened to Otogi // totally hackable]

[her voice sounds fragile, vulnerable, scared... there's just a hint of weakness left over, as she hasn't fully recovered from the anemia]

Otogi... it's Faye... I'm sorry, I know we don't know each other very well, but... I don't know who else I can turn to. I... the other day I got attacked by a vampire. I tried to fight him off, but he was too strong. He could've killed me if he'd wanted to. And he's... he's made threats, since. Said he'd kill me next time I saw him.

I... I'm afraid. I've never felt weak but... this place... I'm helpless how I am.

Can you... make me a gun? Please? I know it's a lot to ask... I swear I'd only use it to defend myself. I had pistol before I came here, they took it away... I promise I won't go crazy and shoot innocent people, and I won't shoot anyone by accident, either. I work in law enforcement, back home.

...Please? I just... I'm scared, Otogi. Please, will you help me?

[/screened]

[screened to Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV // totally hackable lol]

Edward, you know how to talk to sentient machines... I'm thinking of that satellite that was drawing doodles, back when you joined the crew.

Think you could talk to this Indigeo? It would be great if we could find out what's going on, where the Warden is, what the Keepers want, what their weaknesses are, where the Indigeo is... you know, whether we can help it, and it can help us. Give it a try, please? And let me know what you find out? I'll give you something good~!

[/screened]

[Using her sweet, slightly flirty, damsel-in-distress voice.]

Hiiiiiii~, I'm trying to get in touch with either a Skuld or a Tony Stark? I'm new here and my handheld is broken... not the PDA I was given when I got here, but my own communications device. I was told you were the ones to talk to for electronics. I would really appreciate any help you could give me....