[Lesson 18 - Voice Post]

[lady_bounty]

Okay, NEWS FLASH. Yes, I'm upset about the mistletoe thing, as everyone should be, but it's not because of the kissing. I'm going to assume whoever did this is merely stupid and not actively malicious, because ha ha, harmless funny joke... anywhere but here.

Your cute little joke is DANGEROUS.

Thing one, it's FREAKING COLD here. Someone could very easily get caught outside unawares, maybe they left their PDA in their other coat pocket, and then they FREEZE TO DEATH before anyone finds them.

More importantly, thing two- we don't have cuffs anymore and NOT EVERYONE HERE IS NICE. As evidenced by the recent probable kidnappings I'm sure you all have noticed. I don't know about you, but I don't appreciate being held immobile waiting for one of two hundred strangers to find me, any one of which could be an AXE MURDERER.

...So thanks a lot pal, way to think things through. I hope you come to your senses before someone gets hurt.

Comments

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

...Be careful with how you go about that.

[lady-bounty.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. I'm not in any hurry to get killed, either.

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

I'd hope not. Be sure you prepare for the worst.

[lady-bounty.livejournal.com]

...I was here when the Keepers showed up. I know what to expect.

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

If that's what you want to think, fine~

[lady-bounty.livejournal.com]

...You know something I don't?

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

I've been here almost a year. Let's just say I have more experience.

[lady-bounty.livejournal.com]

I've read the Master Chief's report.

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you know reading is never as good as first-hand experience.

[lady-bounty.livejournal.com]

Depends on your definition of "good". Kinda glad I missed all that, actually~. And none of it looked as bad as dying painfully by lightning bolt, so I think I've got fairly reasonable expectations of what will happen if I screw up.