lady_bounty: (you vex me greatly)
Faye Valentine (OU) ([personal profile] lady_bounty) wrote2008-12-15 08:11 pm

[Lesson 18 - Voice Post]

Okay, NEWS FLASH. Yes, I'm upset about the mistletoe thing, as everyone should be, but it's not because of the kissing. I'm going to assume whoever did this is merely stupid and not actively malicious, because ha ha, harmless funny joke... anywhere but here.

Your cute little joke is DANGEROUS.

Thing one, it's FREAKING COLD here. Someone could very easily get caught outside unawares, maybe they left their PDA in their other coat pocket, and then they FREEZE TO DEATH before anyone finds them.

More importantly, thing two- we don't have cuffs anymore and NOT EVERYONE HERE IS NICE. As evidenced by the recent probable kidnappings I'm sure you all have noticed. I don't know about you, but I don't appreciate being held immobile waiting for one of two hundred strangers to find me, any one of which could be an AXE MURDERER.

...So thanks a lot pal, way to think things through. I hope you come to your senses before someone gets hurt.

[identity profile] burningbrand.livejournal.com 2008-12-16 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. And though it's.. not my idea of fun, I'll help you out, if you need it, Faye.

[identity profile] black-seaweed.livejournal.com 2008-12-16 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to argue the dangerous people or anything like that, but...

...if you don't mind my asking, what would someone be doing outside this time of year without a coat, anyway? Your claim that people will freeze to death seems a little bit like blowing it out of proportion...

[identity profile] dark-friendship.livejournal.com 2008-12-16 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
People are going to freeze to death in two hours? That's how long it holds you for if you don't get kissed, you know. I spent two hours in the shower yesterday morning because of that.

[identity profile] burningbrand.livejournal.com 2008-12-16 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Faye. Look here. (http://magic-morgana.livejournal.com/5970.html)

[identity profile] xsniperkittyx.livejournal.com 2008-12-16 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
Even with the cuffs, there was still a lot of violence. The cuffs didn't stop those who were truly determined to cause chaos.

[identity profile] lady-azula.livejournal.com 2008-12-16 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Are you actually, really writing this?

Some people apparently have more than enough time to waste.

[identity profile] consideritmine.livejournal.com 2008-12-16 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
That was a rather intelligent argument you made~ I'm shocked.