[Lesson 18 - Voice Post]

[lady_bounty]

Okay, NEWS FLASH. Yes, I'm upset about the mistletoe thing, as everyone should be, but it's not because of the kissing. I'm going to assume whoever did this is merely stupid and not actively malicious, because ha ha, harmless funny joke... anywhere but here.

Your cute little joke is DANGEROUS.

Thing one, it's FREAKING COLD here. Someone could very easily get caught outside unawares, maybe they left their PDA in their other coat pocket, and then they FREEZE TO DEATH before anyone finds them.

More importantly, thing two- we don't have cuffs anymore and NOT EVERYONE HERE IS NICE. As evidenced by the recent probable kidnappings I'm sure you all have noticed. I don't know about you, but I don't appreciate being held immobile waiting for one of two hundred strangers to find me, any one of which could be an AXE MURDERER.

...So thanks a lot pal, way to think things through. I hope you come to your senses before someone gets hurt.

Comments

[burningbrand.livejournal.com]

Exactly. And though it's.. not my idea of fun, I'll help you out, if you need it, Faye.

[lady-bounty.livejournal.com]

...Thanks. And, you know, same to you. I'm sure I don't need to tell you to be careful and watch where you're going, but... accidents happen.

[burningbrand.livejournal.com]

Where are you? No-one's helped ya yet?

I have my lightsaber activated wherever I go now to make sure I can cut them down before I get stuck.

[lady-bounty.livejournal.com]

Oh no, I got out. I assume you did, as well? I'm in my room.

Smart. Damned things are bulletproof, but I suppose if you cut around them....

[black-seaweed.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to argue the dangerous people or anything like that, but...

...if you don't mind my asking, what would someone be doing outside this time of year without a coat, anyway? Your claim that people will freeze to death seems a little bit like blowing it out of proportion...

[lady-bounty.livejournal.com]

...Everyone's a critic.

I dunno, some people are morons? It might be night time? The weather might turn sour? Even with a coat someone might freeze if they can't move for several hours?

...Whatever, Mr. Helpful has deigned to inform us there's a two-hour time limit, which makes the freezing to death scenario considerably more unlikely. Which leaves my MAIN point, the psycho killers.

[black-seaweed.livejournal.com]

I still think you're blowing your cold argument a bit out of proportion...

And I'm not arguing with your point about the psychos, as I said. But maybe someone should organize a group to, maybe, go out and help the people who are trapped, if it's such a huge concern? Last time I checked which was admittedly a few months ago but still, there was at least one superhero group around here somewhere - aren't they supposed to help people?

((ooc: strikes are thoughts))

[lady-bounty.livejournal.com]

Argh! Forget I said anything about the cold! I don't really care about the cold!

Yeah, maybe someone should. A superhero group would be great for that.

[dark-friendship.livejournal.com]

People are going to freeze to death in two hours? That's how long it holds you for if you don't get kissed, you know. I spent two hours in the shower yesterday morning because of that.

[lady-bounty.livejournal.com]

Well, hey, thanks for sharing with the class!

Still doesn't change the fact that some of the people in this place are dangerous.

[dark-friendship.livejournal.com]

They'll be dangerous with or without the mistletoe. If it works like it did last time, any kiss, even one on the cheek, is all you need.

You could, of course, find someone that you can stand kissing and stick together until this stuff goes away. Probably shouldn't take too long.

[lady-bounty.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but they're more dangerous if you can't run away. I'm not worried about the kissing, I'm worried about the fact that I know very few people here, I trust maybe three of them, and I'm not a mindreader so I can't tell if a stranger is going to try to kiss me, or try to rip my throat out with his teeth. Which has already happened to me in this place, so....

...Actually, though, traveling in pairs, that's not a bad idea. ...Hey! You get a gold star!

[burningbrand.livejournal.com]

Faye. Look here. (http://magic-morgana.livejournal.com/5970.html)

[lady-bounty.livejournal.com]

HA! Well at least I smoked out the culprit. They're still completely missing the point, though. Freaking lunkheads in this place....

[burningbrand.livejournal.com]

Yeah. That was annoying. BUT I got a date out of it. So a girl can't complain too much.

[lady-bounty.livejournal.com]

So I saw~. Good for you, hon~! Anyone I know?

[xsniperkittyx.livejournal.com]

Even with the cuffs, there was still a lot of violence. The cuffs didn't stop those who were truly determined to cause chaos.

[lady-bounty.livejournal.com]

I'm not saying people who are really determined to cause harm weren't able to do so before. I'm just saying we shouldn't make it easier for them.

[xsniperkittyx.livejournal.com]

The removal of the cuffs made it easier. This doesn't change anything at all. Something similar happened last year around this time of year as well.

[lady-azula.livejournal.com]

Really? Are you actually, really writing this?

Some people apparently have more than enough time to waste.

[lady-bounty.livejournal.com]

Oh, fuck off.

[lady-azula.livejournal.com]

How mature of you. That attitude: is it bound to get you freed from here, do you think?

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

That was a rather intelligent argument you made~ I'm shocked.

[lady-bounty.livejournal.com]

You sure you don't want to argue with me about it? Because the line forms on the left.

[consideritmine.livejournal.com]

Why would I when I agree?